Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Limp Bizkit Are Back on Top

In the time before time there was a band that was really popular with all those guys who like to mosh in sandals and can only hug if they have their shirts off, that band of bros was Limp Bizkit. In a stark realization that they were not going to have a career in reality TV back in 2002, someone in 2011 decided it would be a swell idea to get the band back together and release a new album Gold Cobra which promises to smash all previous recordings from the LB into a mysterious dimension of time and space.

Now to further shred the entire universe the Epicenter festival has put together a line up that is the most exciting thing since my last prostate exam. Featuring such sphincter blasting talent as Buckcherry, P.O.D., Papa Roach, Puddle of Mudd and Staind, I almost threw up in excitement when it was all topped off with Limp Bizkit's first American live show in 2011. I think the scariest thing is that it will probably sell out with tickets starting at $20 and I will spontaneously combust.

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